Over the next couple of days I won't be around much because of work. I won't ask anyone to heal Jinx as I can see she probably isn't the one. But, as far as I can tell, neither is Ezreal. Would you kindly hurt him in my stead? For every Ez hurt promised to me in this thread, I will execute an equal number of hurts on the champion of your choice (this season or next, whichever you prefer).
(I reserve the right to pay my debts in any order I choose. :P I also have no intention of reimbursing Ez hurts that aren't pledged in this thread.)
Regardless, good luck to all! At least, next season x3